Hungover girl on Locust Walk: Yeah, so he just crawled into my bed without pants on and I said, “Why aren’t you wearing any socks!!?!?!”
Over-manicured girl in class reading last week's Street: Me and my friends have done half of this list and the other half, we’d never do.
Guy on Spruce Street: Yeah, even my TA called me a douchebag ...
Theos Boy #1: Dude how sick is my Deadmau5 hat?
Theos boy #2: It’s sick?
Theos Boy #1: Like, sick enough to make you vomit?
Theos Boy #2: Duh, word. I vommed last night ...
