Judgemental douche: No were not dating. She’s an art major. I don’t date art majors, they don’t leave their rooms.
One girl to two others on Locust: I’ve only dated Arieses before. I’m a little nervous.
Paranoid-looking guy in front of the Radian: Mom, all I want when I get home for break is a shot of Patrón and a protein shake.
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M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...
JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
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