Zete stuffing his face with Allego White: You can tell a lot about a girl based on what pizza she orders. Like, if she orders plain cheese, she’s just asking for some meat.
Sorority girl: I’ve taken Ambien at least 100 times before, but this time it must’ve been laced with crack. I was dreaming while I was awake. It was not normal.
SDT sophomore: Eh, I could do without AEPi.
Sorority Girl 1: Wait, were they in France? Sorority Girl 2: Honey, you don’t have to be in Paris to get Eiffel Towered.
Freshman, about the bookstore: I really love hanging out in here! It smells like a Barnes and Noble…
Engineer on Locust: So the Local Natives. Are they like, Pochahontas natives? Or like, Philly natives.
