Girl at Gia: Is ecstasy vegan?
Sophomore SDT eavesdropping on bro time at TEP, live–blogging the "juicy" deets to her sorority listserv: Basic jist of the convo = half say they like it when girls know what they want and ask for it, the other half likes to work a little for it… Also, they decided the ideal fantasy is road head… discussed it being a threesome and decided against it… I think road head is one of the lamer 'fantasies.'
[Ed Note: You're an idiot. Road head is soooo practical. You've clearly never indulged.]
Two middle–aged women at Ajia, clinking clink champagne flutes: To circumcision!
Confused onlooker: Well, it's generally a good thing...
