If you’re nursing actual wounds along with your hangover on Sunday morning, you’re doing it wrong. Toss your old party uniform and go out looking cute and feeling comfortable.
DO THIS: Faux Fur Vest: It’ll keep you warm and you’ll look totally hot. See what we did there? Wear real or fake; if people ask, lie and tell them whatever they want to hear. NOT THIS: Beer Jacket: Warmth from the inside out, because the vodka you’re chugging doubles as an anesthetic. However, remember that the cold will come, even if it arrives with the sniffles a few days later.
DO THIS: Leather shorts: For your very own bad ass. These look cool and theoretically allow you to do splits in public. Theoretically. NOT THIS: Bandage Dress: Unless you spend your night completely still, this thing is never going to stop riding up. If waddling to a place with good lighting and standing there is your thing, go for it.
DO THIS: Booties: They go up to your ankles and place about a brick’s worth of material between your foot and the floor. No more blisters and no more urgently Googling the symptoms of frostbitten toes. NOT THIS: Stilettos: Do stilettos make you look great, or just like you’re wearing stilettos? They may make your calves look ah–mazing, but they hurt. After all, they’re named after a type of dagger.
