Whenever I watch Lord of the Rings, all I can do fidget anxiously until Ian McKellan gets on screen and starts denying everyone their passage. Whenever I listen to OK Go’s “This Too Shall Pass,” I yearn for the moment when they finally decide that none shall pass. They never do, but that all changes now. Thanks to Aesop Rock and some enterprising Internet–folk, I can inspire myself to not–pass all I want.