1. Let’s catch up and grab lunch sometime!
2. I LOOOOOOVE my pledge class. My big is the best!
3. I have an interview with McKinsey next week but I’m still hoping for Goldman.
4. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
5. She has a 3.6 GPA, but she takes like, such joke classes.
6. Text me when you’re free for lunch!
7. I can’t decide what to get for lunch, Magic Carpet, Lyn’s or Sweetgreen?!8. Even if no one goes to our event, flyering still increases our presence on campus.
9. I’m super busy this week, let’s grab lunch after midterms!
10. [Keep your head high. Ignore last night’s DFMO.]
