1. Get up and move. Do some jumping jacks, run up and down the stairs at Van Pelt, go have sex.

2. Have a snack. Nothing recharges the brain like adderall milk and cookies. 

3. Get some sleep. That all–nighter seems like a good idea now, but at the very least give yourself some power naps.

4. Retail therapy. 

5. Go outside. Make sure you don’t go more than 24 hours without seeing the light of day. A nature screensaver does not count.

6. 10 minute dance party with your friends. Jumping on bed encouraged, guilty pleasures soundtrack mandatory.

7. There’s literally never been a better time to use that gift card for a 30–minute massage than right now.

8. Go pet some puppies. 

9. Admit defeat. Watch some Netflix. Enough is enough sometimes, amirite?

10. Or...masturbate. Hey, you’re the ones who voted “Single Stall Bathrooms in VP” as the best place to do it!  Work hard, play hard and never even leave the building.

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