VP Secret Cubicle: Your secret CW addiction—we recommend up–and–comer “Reign.” Plus, if someone walks by, it might look like you’re watching some kind of docu–reenactment for your thesis on the renaissance period...right?
How to watch: Hulu, XfinityTV
Pottruck: Watch MTV/E!/ESPN—remember Cable TV? Where you can’t control what the channels choose to air? Well, we’re here to remind you about it. For trashy–television lovers, your best bet is to switch back between MTV and E! for some salacious Kardashian drama mixed in with watching houses full of 20–somethings who are all secretly fucking each other in the same bed. For those “above” that, we recommend a classic switch between ESPN and ESPN2, or possibly a foray into the “Law & Order” syndications on USA and TNT. Ah cable, 30 minutes of cardio is exactly how much we want to be reminded of your novelty.
How to watch: Not much of a choice here (unless you're savvy enough to find the On Demand options).
Huntsman Forum: Gotta go for Showtime’s “House of Lies” in the management consultant–breeding hub that is Huntsman Hall. “House of Lies” follows the life of top tier consultant Marty Kaan (played by Don Cheadle) and how he fucks up every other aspect of his life outside of his career to be the best in consulting. Every Huntsman inhabitant’s dream.
How to watch: XfinityTV, Showtime Anytime
Silfen Study Center: Silfen, located in Penn’s language hub Williams Hall, is not a place to be watching English language television. Check out “La Tempestad,” a Mexican soap opera available on Hulu. It details the tumultuous and, you guessed it, sexy love story between Marina and the long–haired Capitan Damian Fabre (played by that hot Latin guy from the “Single Moms’ Club”).
How to watch: Hulu
Starbucks Under Commons: “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.” Delectably inoffensive choice because who doesn’t love Jon Stewart? It also gives off the vibe that you might be informed about current events and can therefore participate in small talk. And if it looks like you can small talk, someone might hit on you because you dressed really cute to go to Starbucks under Commons, as one does.
How to watch: Comedycentral.com
Towne: No one in Towne has the time to be watching TV on their laptops. Good one, though!
