PILF: Professor I’d Like to Fuck
Ex: My ARTH 206 professor is such a PILF, but I think he’s married.
HH: Huntsman Hunk
Ex: Shit, did you see that HH in our finance recitation? Totally husband material.
GDD: God Damn Dependent
Ex: He’s such a GDD. He can’t do anything without his brothers.
Ex: We were SABSing all day yesterday. Let’s go SAJ at Frontera. Who eats Guac at 11 a.m.?
AG: Amy Gutmann
Ex: Can you take off your peacoat please? You look so AG right now.
JBF: Jewish Best Friend
Ex: I’m going to Long Island to spend Yom Kippur with my JBF and her family.
WW: Wharton Wannabe
Ex: She took Intro to Marketing pass/fail—what a WW.