Top 10 Things We Wish Would Replace Greene Street

Prime real estate on Spruce has opened up. Here’s what Street would pursue if we were realtors.

Forever 21: A trendy and affordable option for a closet full of crop tops and high waisted shorts.
The Quad Fruit Cart: To reduce lines and add more fruits (and vegetables!) to our college diets full of pizza from Commons, stale sushi and Chipotle.
A decent bagel shop: To replace the not–so–decent Einstein’s.
A Trader Joe’s annex.
Trampoline Room: A throwback to all those days bouncing and attempting flips on friends’ trampoline, and terrific stress relief.
A massage parlor: see above re: stress relief.
Flower shop: Flowers smell nice, look nice and are easier to take care of than fish. Give the college kids and their alleged “hook–up culture” a chance to be romantic.
Frozen Yogurt (RIP sweetflow).
A shoe store: Have you ever realized you’ve never bought shoes on campus?
In–N–Out Burger: Hey, we can dream right?

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