Pumpkin Spice Latte, step aside. There are some cool new products in town, and they're changing everything. Lowbrow has you covered for all your autumnal needs.
The Sheepskin Onesie
Canada Goose is so last season. This fall the cool betches are wearing something new and Lowbrow has the inside scoop: Sheepskin Onesies. They provide the comfort of Uggs and the coverage of a Canada Goose. This idea is groundbreaking. It's revolutionary. We're just mad we didn't come up with it first.
The Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino
While coffee snobs may look down on this groundbreaking concoction, Lowbrow knows the truth—this drink is more addicting than crystal meth. This gallon–sized Starbucks milkshake will set you back $54.75 and make your barista cry. Just what goes into this caffeinated monstrosity? 60 shots of expresso, three kinds of drizzle, protein powder, pumpkin spice, chocolate milk, whipped cream, two bananas and eight strawberries. It's what anyone who is anyone is drinking this fall.
"Timber"
This hot new dating app will re–introduce you to all the great loves of your life. Ryan Reynolds. Lululemon. Sweetgreen. Succulents. Soul Cycle. Eat Pray Love. Coconut Water. Cupcake Wine. Rosé. Swipe right. It's like Tinder but for basics!
Binoculars
Betches love judging other betches. What better way to do that than with your own sexy, customized pair of binoculars? Perfect for Frontera or first floor Pottruck, binoculars will ensure you never miss out on any of the action. Add your Sheepskin onesie and sexagintuple vanilla bean mocha frappuccino for a look that screams, "I'm cooler than you." Pretty soon you and your beau from Castle will be SABS–ing your way through the season.
