When you get rejected from Smokes’: Frozen Lime Margarita, possibly two. That’ll show ‘em. $8
For a first date: Share a guacamole to take advantage of avocado’s aphrodisiac properties and add a Red Sangria to really get in the mood. Crab optional. $8
For a fourth date: Super Nachos. At this point you’ve probably done the deed, so there’s no need to hold back or keep the illusion of a hot bod alive. Embrace the dad bod. $12
When you’re hungover af for a dinner with the rents: Pozole Rojo. Let the broth soothe your memories (if you have them) of the night before. $9
When your only final is December 18th at 6 p.m.: Carnitas Quesadilla with avocado, pickled jalapeños, extra crema, queso fresco, and a touch of cilantro. $9.50
When you fail your first exam: Churros will give you meaning again. Drown both the churros and your sorrows in the delectable sauces to make your troubles disappear. $7
When you ace your first exam (B’s count): Just order the whole damn menu.