- Surrounding the button to protect it from rampant cigarette smoke billowing out of Europeans and English majors.
- Between Ben & Jerry’s and Hip City Veg, to keep the vegans from rioting against those audacious enough to consume dairy.
- Encircling the biopond to make true greenhouse (aka hotbox the shit out of it).
- Separating the two bunks in Class of 1928, Room 207 in the quad. Melissa and Alayna really need their space after the incident with the can opener.
- Split the Towne building into East and West Towne recreate the splitting of Berlin!
- Covering all the doors into DRL.
- Between Zete and Hill, since they really shouldn’t be looking at each other that much.
Walls We Really Need on Campus
Dear President Gutmann, please build these walls.
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