- Your broken wrist, finger, foot or general loss of physical dignity
- Your unnecessary daylight DFMO
- The broken fence/wall/elevated surface you were dancing and/or climbing on
- Excessive green–themed instagrams and snapchat stories
- Excessive/obnoxious green outfits
- The lucky charms you binge ate in Allegros
- Abandonment of your spring break diet
- Regrettable drunk texts
- The beautiful nap you took when you crashed
- Questionably passing your midterm on Monday
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Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day
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