Boy with big ego but even bigger wallet: I will literally Venmo the professor to get into this class.
Confused Jasmine: Have you found Magic Carpet yet? Is it really gone?
American Castle Rush: I decided to take Indian History instead of American Political Thought because I’m really trying to diversify my mind this semester.
Stunned srat star: Every time he takes a shot he literally grows six penises.
Girl in creative writing class: Comic Sans is, like, the Nickelback of fonts.