Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?
How many leggings does it take to completely gentrify West Philadelphia?
If PennInTouch still looks like it’s from 2004, why do I pay 2017 tuition prices?
If your RA invites you to his Sunday Chats, but you pretend you didn’t hear him, did he really ask you?
I have a lot of readings, but don’t read.
I’m always rushing off to somewhere, but I never tell you where.
I always say, “I almost failed,” but never say my grade.
What am I?
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