Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?

How many  leggings does it take to completely gentrify West Philadelphia?

If PennInTouch still looks like it’s from 2004, why do I pay 2017 tuition prices?

If your RA invites you to his Sunday Chats, but you pretend you didn’t hear him, did he really ask you?

I have a lot of readings, but don’t read.

I’m always rushing off to somewhere, but I never tell you where.

I always say, “I almost failed,” but never say my grade.

What am I?