Functional Fashionista: Fanny packs are making a comeback, it’s true!!
Brand Conscious Fashionista: "I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle."
CupcakKe Fan: Are you ready to deepthroat your phone?
Kinky Econ Professor: And of course, we’re going to have to include a sex dummy.
Questionable Periodontist: If your gums are bleeding, it means you’re pregnant.
Frogro Checkout Clerk: Do you have food stamps?
Penn Student Buying Ramen in Bulk: No, but do you take bursar?
Thoughtful ENVS Prof: “I recently saw an article about how climate change will end beer production…somebody should probably tell Kavanaugh.”
