Campus Life
Stare Master
I am a starer. I stare at people. I have probably stared at you. Don’t feel special. I stare at nearly everybody.
How To Focus During Reading Days
[media-credit name="Faryn Pearl" align="alignright" width="187"][/media-credit] Don’t sit near windows No need to make it hurt any more than it has to.
Shoutout Recovery Center
Shoutouts hurt. Ego helps you feel better.
Egos of the Week: Adam Thompson and Ferrell Townsend
You won’t be thinking about them this weekend, but they’ve been thinking about you for months.
Word on the Street: Closing the Book
I’d like to take this opportunity to invite my friends who are reading this to a party at my house on Saturday afternoon.
How to Be the Best of Penn
If you have no discernible talents or skills... but know you're headed for greatness.
Ego of the Week: Will Davis
Will Davis is our Ego this week, but in his own mind, he’s held the title since the day he was born.
Word on the Street: Internshit
Like many at Penn, I thought it would be a positive life decision to apply for an internship at an investment bank.
Ego of the Week: Jung Kim
As Off the Beat's musical director, Jung Kim has mastered a cappella noises most of us can only dream of.
Wi-Fidelity
What does your wireless network say about you? Turns out, not much. Everyone, from Beige Block to Baltimore, still likes a good dick joke.
Ego of the Week: Johnny Lloyd
At this point, Johnny Lloyd is just making excuses for why he’s not on Glee. He can sing and he can act, but the last time he was almost on television, things didn’t go so well.
Word on the Street: Just Let Me Go
You’re in the final moments of your last Friday class, waiting for the minute hand to hit 50 so you can begin/continue drinking for the day and your weekend can officially begin.
Keep Calm and Carry On
Nursing sophomore Yali Derman’s bags offer style with a purpose.
Highbrow Poll: Who is Having the Worst Week Ever?
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