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Word on the Street: So I Fucked Up My Five Year Plan

At the beginning of this summer, I made a 78–item to do list. Tasks ranged from the mundane (email academic advisor) to the absolutely critical (bikini wax ASAP) to the unlikely to receive a check mark (run half marathon). The List (one of many) is part of my Five Year Plan, an ambitious—probably cocky—set of goals which include drafting a novel before turning twenty two, getting into a top law school, and deferring the offer for a year or two participate in a fellowship abroad that fuses human rights research with journalism.





The Round Up: 04.24.2014

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by 34th Street Magazine. Yes, this was on the back of our Fling tanks.


Penn Relays: By The Numbers

This weekend, top runners from high school students to professionals will hit the ground running at Franklin Field–literally. Support our very own athletes, or try and spot the next Usain Bolt (did we mention he competed last year?).





Ego of the Week: Nina Wolpow

Meet the former editor–in–chief of Street. She’s a Friar, she’s a Tri–Delt and she’s a total babe. When she’s not working on her thesis, she’s probably McBiting at McDonald’s. We salute you, HBIC.





Ego of the Week: Ernest Owens

You know his name, you’ve seen his face, you’ve probably definitely heard his opinions. This week, we gave Ernest a chance to reveal the man behind the ego


Word on the Street: Life 101

I think our understanding of a “general education” needs an update. Living World and Formal Reasoning are, in theory, useful subject matters.



Ego Presents: Worst of Penn

Once again, for every pro there’s a con, for every ying there’s a yang and for every best there’s a worst. Ego’s been too nice this ??semester, but even we need to vent.


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The Roundup: 4.17.2014

We’re just gonna cut right to the chase. Sex. Drugs. Fling. Let’s Guett it. Let’s start with the Quad, the “heart” of Spring Fling.