Campus Life
Word on the Street: So I Fucked Up My Five Year Plan
At the beginning of this summer, I made a 78–item to do list. Tasks ranged from the mundane (email academic advisor) to the absolutely critical (bikini wax ASAP) to the unlikely to receive a check mark (run half marathon). The List (one of many) is part of my Five Year Plan, an ambitious—probably cocky—set of goals which include drafting a novel before turning twenty two, getting into a top law school, and deferring the offer for a year or two participate in a fellowship abroad that fuses human rights research with journalism.
Philly Top 5: Week of 5.29–6.5
Whether you're rooting for the Phillies or simply listening to the Roots, make the most of this week in Philly.
Quiz: Where should you study?
Van Pelt is no longer an option.
The Round Up: 04.24.2014
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by 34th Street Magazine. Yes, this was on the back of our Fling tanks.
Penn Relays: By The Numbers
This weekend, top runners from high school students to professionals will hit the ground running at Franklin Field–literally. Support our very own athletes, or try and spot the next Usain Bolt (did we mention he competed last year?).
Overheard at Penn: 04.24.2014
M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?
Ego of the Week: Nina Wolpow
Meet the former editor–in–chief of Street. She’s a Friar, she’s a Tri–Delt and she’s a total babe. When she’s not working on her thesis, she’s probably McBiting at McDonald’s. We salute you, HBIC.
Top 10 Ways to Make the Most of Your Study Break
GUYS. Studying sucks. Don’t burn out.
Craigslist: Penn Edition
Looking for summer subletters? Highbrow found some listings you might be interested in.
Ego of the Week: Ernest Owens
You know his name, you’ve seen his face, you’ve probably definitely heard his opinions. This week, we gave Ernest a chance to reveal the man behind the ego
Word on the Street: Life 101
I think our understanding of a “general education” needs an update. Living World and Formal Reasoning are, in theory, useful subject matters.
Overheard at Penn: 4.17.2014
Guetta Girl 1: I’m on soooo many drugs right now. Guetta Girl 2: I’m on my anxiety meds?!
Ego Presents: Worst of Penn
Once again, for every pro there’s a con, for every ying there’s a yang and for every best there’s a worst. Ego’s been too nice this ??semester, but even we need to vent.
The Roundup: 4.17.2014
We’re just gonna cut right to the chase. Sex. Drugs. Fling. Let’s Guett it. Let’s start with the Quad, the “heart” of Spring Fling.
Letter from the Editor: 04.17.2014
I don’t really like fling. There I said it. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I will stand by my opinion.



















