Campus Life
Relay For Life: By The Numbers
On Fridays, we fight cancer.
Word on the Street: An Hour of Our Own
Penn breeds Winners. Every hour of every day, we’re Achieving and becoming Leaders. And it never stops. 6–8 a.m., we’re competing for the title of “Woke Up Earliest to Do Homework.” 9–11 a.m., the game is on for “Has Too Much Class to Eat Breakfast.” 12–3 p.m., “Spent the Longest Amount of Time at Pottruck.” 4–6 p.m., “Too Much Volunteering to Eat Dinner.” 7–9 p.m., “Finished Lab Report Before Pregame.” 10–12 a.m., “Took Most Shots Without Blacking Out.” 1–3 a.m., “Stayed Out the Latest, No FOMO.” 4–6 a.m., “Slept the Least.” We just can’t stop competing, against our friends and ourselves.
Overheard at Penn: 03.27.2014
Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
The Round Up: 03.27.2014
Dear little Brownie Bites, did you have a nice weekend? Did you enjoy the sunshine while throwing back Guinness and Bailey’s?
Ego of the Week: Frank Colleluori
Hailing from Long Island, this double–major has tackled everything from leading Pennacle to climbing the ranks of the NEC. He’s also a member of Sphinx, chief of Carriage Senior Society and co–pres of College Cognoscenti—oh my! He spends any leftover free time eating Oreos.
Overheard at Penn: 3.20.2014
Theos boy: I’m kind of trendy right now.
The Meh List: Spring Break Edition
1. Mall movie theaters 2. Early morning flights 3. Continental Breakfasts 4. Florida 5. PV FOMO 6.
SABS Scavenger Hunt
Campus has been covered in snow for so long...do you even recognize these favorite spots to See And Be Seen?
Word on the Street: Our Better Half
We didn’t ask for this to be easy. We didn’t come to Penn looking for a relaxing four–year spring break.
Texts From Last Night: Spring Break edition
(857): I watch more porn than I watch movies. (714): God I would jam you so hard (714): U know I’m hot as fuck (714): I don’t jerk to ppl who think I’m ugly (714): Dude ur totes buying condoms at the mall (510): Spring breakers is actually pretty accurate cause I wanna kill like everyone in Miami right now (510): Fuck I literally accidently texted my ex instead of you asking him “where he at in this gay club” (646): I don’t think I’m alive anymore...I just puked 5 times before 1pm (773): My burn finally turned to tan!! Just in time to peel off...it now looks likes splotty third nipple (508): My strep rash cleared just in time to get sunburnt (734): You’d think we’d get drunk and do something fun but we just got drunk and played monopoly (215): Damn mtha fackacs (516): She had a nipple piercing and a tramp stamp but told me not to worry because she got both when she 15.
Highbrow Does Grindr
Week two of Highbrow's immersion into the complicated world of dating apps.
Ego's Spring Reading List
Leave the textbook at home for an afternoon: trade it for a good, old–fashioned book.
Ego of the Week: Seth Simons
This Boston native inspires all sorts of feels as a playwright, Simply Chaos comedian and Excelano Project spoken–word poet. Seth excels in reading and writing, but he prefers birdwatching over arithmetic (we don’t blame him).
The Roundup: 3.20.2014
Welcome back to Penn–adise, muchachos. Sorry you have to trade your bikinis for winter parkas. While the weather may be cold and cloudy, Highbrow is here to bring the sunshine back into your lives.
