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Win Your Oscar Ballot

This is it: Oscar week! We know you probably have opinions about the big categories: best picture (Lincoln), best actor (Lincoln), best supporting actor (Lincoln) and the like (Lincoln). But those are only some of 24 categories! We gathered up our best and brightest analysts to predict the smaller, less obvious categories. Consider this your cheat sheet. And the Oscar goes to...





GLEE RECAP: "I Do"

"Glee" was full of surprises tonight. Here's a list of the Top 5 "Didn't See That Coming" moments in this week's episode.



Oscar Nominated Short Films: Animated

From claymation to The Simpsons, this year’s crop of animated short films offer a wide range of style and theme. You can check out these films at the Ritz at the Bourse.



Review: "Safe Haven"

Directed by: Lasse Hallstroem Starring: Julianne Hough, Josh Duhamel Rating: PG-13 Running Time: 115 The newest Nicholas Sparks movie, “Safe Haven,” is part of a proud legacy of romantic melodrama that includes “A Walk to Remember” and “The Notebook.” But “Safe Haven” doesn’t live up to its predecessors: this time, Sparks gives us a total dud.


Why We Love to Get Scared

If you paid attention in your PSYC001 lecture like we did, then you’ll know that there’s a strong correlation between the physiological responses for fear and love.


Review: "Side Effects"

Directed by: Steven Soderbergh Starring: Jude Law, Rooney Mara, Catherine Zeta Jones, Channing Tatum Rating: R Running Time: 106 minutes Steven Soderbergh’s “Side Effects” proves that it’s a terrible idea to try to wake a sleepwalker, especially when she has a knife.






"Bullet to the Head"

Directed by: Walter Hill Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Sung Kang, Jason Momoa, Christian Slater Rating: R Runtime: 91 min. “Bullet to the Head,” based on the crime noir graphic novel “Du Plomb Dans La Tete,” is certainly graphic but offers nothing novel.  The stereotypical action flick follows hitman Jimmy Bobo (Sylvester Stallone) and self–righteous Detective Taylor Kwon (Sung Kang) as they join forces to stop a conspiracy involving greedy businessmen, corrupt cops and other action movie cliches. The plot and characters are just tools to engineer more reasons for shooting, but even that leaves something to be desired.


Identity Thieves

"Identity Thief" is coming out tomorrow, but Hollywood started stealing a long time ago. Below, we judge movies that are suspiciously similar... and decide which are worthy of your time.



Review: "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"

"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" Directed by: Tommy Wirkola Starring: Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Rating: R Running Time: 88 minutes Once upon a time (read: 2004), Universal Studios brought the nostalgia of horror icons into the action/adventure genre and created “Van Helsing,” a film that performed well in the box office but not with the critics.