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Streat Beats
Snoop Dogg booked for possession of a deadly weapon after a collapsible baton was discovered in his carry-on luggage.
Street Fighters
It's been an exciting election season filled with plenty of mudslinging and smack-talking, and as it comes to a close, feelings of triumph, defeat and apathy fill the air.
WOTS: Fear and Loathing
Do you know what you're doing next year? It's the question that I, as a senior, hear almost every single day, posed by everybody from random classmates in recitations, to people I meet at parties, my grandparents, my parents, friends of my parents, friends of friends and then, of course, my friends themselves. Unless you're a senior who already has a job lined up for next year, there's no way you can definitely know what you're doing after graduation.
Street Beats
The Price is Right host Bob Barker to retire from TV after 50 years. In his farewell address, Barker declared, "The price is wrong, bitch!" Local police report an increase in shootings in West Philadelphia as compared to last year.
It's the end of the world as we know it
Boy 1: "Dude, I worked out for so long today." Boy 2: "No, no, bro, I like slept, all day; I just got out of bed." Boy 1: "Dude, no, I can't do that I have about two million midterms from now till the end of the semester." Despite the displays of refined verbosity and predominance of sentences starting with the words "Dude" and "Bro" that I was witness to on the way back from class today, I began to think of the change that is taking over our fair campus. Now that Family Weekend, Homecoming and Fall Break are all over in a ridiculously confusing order, things are starting to settle.
Spandex Shmandex
If you're walking down Locust Walk anytime within the next two months, keep an eye out for what our Lady Quakers are wearing. Almost every other girl, no matter how garishly thin, is sporting a pair of tights.
Street Fighters
Street gives you the rundown of who is battling for domination of the media. This week, it's all about the young'uns.
Street Beats
College tuition and fees up by more than six percent. Amy Gutmann buys new pair of shoes. A strong earthquake battles Hawaii, religious right blames God.
Family weekend, we hold you in our hearts
For about 10 years of my life I spent my summers at Camp Swig, a Jewish summer camp tucked away in the redwoods of Northern California. Every year there was this awkward transition period when I got home.
Streetbeats
Ford recalls nearly 150,000 vehicles. Problems cited include defective latches and lame-ass cars. At her recent concert, Streisand dropped the F-bomb to shut up a heckler.
Street Fighters
Battle 1: Amy Gutmann vs. Judith Rodin Ex-President Judith Rodin caused quite a stir this week when it was discovered that although she is no longer president, she still made more than Amy Gutmann last year, with a salary of over $1 million compared to Gutmann's meager 675 G's.
Rock around the pottruck
Street: Are you from an area with actual rock climbing? Kyle Sirianno: Yeah. I'm from upstate New York.
Urban, I've got your IP Address, and I'm coming for you
When I was in 9th and 10th grade, I loved Instant Messenger so much. Who didn't? It was our window to the world - but it was a very, very slow window.
Street Beats
Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens tries to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication. Sources speculate Owens mistook the pills for Campbell's Chunky Soup. Dow to reach record high.
Bubble bubble toil and trouble
Street: How did you come to own Bubble House? John Wicks: I owned the building and I was approached by three kids from Wharton about a bubble tea house.
Hello, Would you like a sample wiener?
Hello. Some of you may know of what a free sample is. Some of you may know the extreme lengths that some may go to procure said samples. If you rewrite the previous sentence and replace the words "some of you" with "I" you will enter a first person narrative about the extreme and somewhat embarrassing lengths that I or "some" will go to sample, if you will, free things.
Street beats
Adopted West Virginia woman learns she's royalty. Interstate relations go sour, however, when attempts to rename Maryland "East Virginia" end in bloodshed. Birth-control patch label warns of blood clots.
Pop Quizo
Street: Ok Let's begin. So how long have you been a quizmaster? Ronan Gill: Too Long. Um, about 3 years. Street: And how did you get into the biz? RG: I've been playing quiz for about 10 years at Fergy's Pub and there are 8 of us that all play together every tues night and the guy that invented quiz, his name is Pat Hines, he's the quizmaster there, and Pat and I have been friends for years and what happened was, on a Monday Night, Pat called me and said the guy that normally does quiz can't do it anymore and didn't give him any notice and he had nobody to cover the quiz and he said, you know how the format of the quiz goes, can you go and do the quiz?
