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Join Lowbrow each week as we teach Baby the ways of the world — and, maybe, learn something ourselves.



Penn Horror Movies

With The Roommate coming out tomorrow, we took it upon ourselves to turn other inane things around campus into horror movies. It really wasn’t much of a stretch.







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Everyday Etiquette

Joke Issue: The Dearest Father in Heaven knows it is a grand trick for a university man to manage his social situations with class and grace — perhaps even trickier than explaining bathing to a bearded Spaniard!


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Fascist Foodies

Joke Issue: Our blessed motherland hath of late emerged from a most barbarous quarrel with the diabolical tyrants across the great sea.


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How To Date On A Dime

Joke Issue: Though all of our purses feel a mite lighter of late, the ladies need never concern themselves with such matters of politick and finance!


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Overheards: 12.02.2010

Bearded Man on Beige: She should've known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news. Chick in a TriDelt hat: Maybe the rumors are true and I do have rabies! Friend: You’re not foaming at the mouth.


Fascist Foodies: Franco

In an effort to demystify some of hsitory’s most notorious dictators, we’ve decided to reveal the most relateable quality of one formidible fascist every week: his love of everyon’e favorite junk foods! Being appointed by God to serve the Spanish people is no easy job, but Sr.



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Everyday Etiquette

With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties.


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Legends Of The Pennple

Being the first university in the U.S. means that Penn has had plenty of time to accumulate a hefty bit of folklore.


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Creative Career Service

Don’t feel like putting on a coat and tie every day? Do cover letters and phone interviews get you in a tizzy?


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Everyday Etiquette

With so many tricky social situations, it can be tough to maintain proper decorum. Here are two experts from opposite ends of the earth (one goes to Drexel and one goes to Penn) to give you their advice on everything from dating to dinner parties.


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The Quizzler

Are you Kant or Can’t? Jonas Salk or Jonas Suck? Leonardo da Vinci or Peon–fart–hole dog Shit–pee?