DEADLINE EXTENDED
Here's your chance to tell people what you think of them. Don't use names (or we won't use yours) otherwise you know the drill. Submissions due tonight 4.20 at 11:59 pm.
Nails Diet: Trying to get nailed by that special someone? Try the nail diet! Fingernail clippings are chock full of much needed protein and calcium, but shockingly low in calories.
-Okay, so you have been known to wear some work out clothes to class (we all know you aren't actually going to Pottruck, you have a computer with you), but push it father.