Lowbrow
How to Survive Penn Squirrels
1. Stay Calm I once saw a squirrel here eating another squirrel, which means that these creatures are vicious like no beasts you've known before.
Shoutouts Spring 2011
Okay, scout. You’re about to dive in to the greatest batch of shoutouts of your life. However, with great greatness comes great responsibility.
Best Friends: North Korea and Rules
Last week, Supreme Leader (aka our father aka Kim Jung–not–so–ill–Il) of North Korea issued a public statement confirming long–standing rumors of Kim's budding friendship with Rules.
WORST OF PENN
Well, you couldn’t expect everything to be the “best.”
The National Pennquirer
The stars are out tonight — and they’re being all sorts of scandalous! Gaga, Britney, Lindsay… we’ve got them all, and you will not believe what they’re up to this week.
Dead Poets Society
While spring might not have yet sprung, our poet laureates were inspired by the promise of ultimate frisbee and allergy season. Shield your eyes, Walt Whitman; these poems are anything but organic.
Best Friends: Alliterations and Themselves
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around! Like, awesome!
The Pennius Studentis: A Documentary
Why, hello there. This week, we offer a candid look at a species widely known, but rarely studied: the Pennius Studentis.
How To Stay Warm
While impatiently waiting for Sister Spring to get off her lazy ass and come play, Penn students have been known to resort to some desperate measures to stay warm. Here, we offer a few wintertime suggestions to tide campus over.
Best Friends: YouTube and Stage Moms
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around. Like, awesome!
Love Songs for Lovey Lovers
This year, celebrate Valentine’s Day with Love Songs for Lovey Lovers, an 18–disc collection of all your favorite romantic tunes, for a limited time only!
Best Friends: Tequila and Unwanted Pregnancy
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around! Like, awesome!
Baby Love — Thy Name is Bieber
Join Lowbrow each week as we teach Baby the ways of the world — and, maybe, learn something ourselves.
Baby Food
Join Lowbrow each week as we teach Baby the ways of the world — and, maybe, learn something ourselves.
Best Friendz: The Superbowl and Evening Digestive Disfunction
Each week we spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around. Like, awesome!
Penn Horror Movies
With The Roommate coming out tomorrow, we took it upon ourselves to turn other inane things around campus into horror movies. It really wasn’t much of a stretch.
