1. Arnold (Hey Arnold): Had his first daughter young and now she’s starting high school. She likes her mother way better. Arnold now plays with model trains to relax.
2. CatDog (CatDog): Dog passed away tragically, but Cat lives on. This is a horror movie.
3. The Tanner Family (Full House): Had to move to Oakland. Have you seen the real estate prices in San Francisco recently?
4. Topanga (Boy Meets World): Moved to New Jersey. Never married Cory. He was too goofy. Settled down with an investment banker who never really loved her.
5. Phil and Lil (Rugrats): Moved to Brooklyn and are selling artisinal soaps. Their parents are really disappointed that neither of them are putting those Tulane degrees to use.
6. Ross Geller (Friends): never found that dinosaur and the dinosaur never found out how to be herself.
7. Lizzie McGuire (Lizzie McGuire): Has been in therapy for dissociative identity disorder for many years. Some days are better than others.
8. Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls): Bubbles is in TriDelt. Buttercup is fighting the patriarchy. Blossom is eat–pray–loving in India; she burned out in high school.
9. Jane Jetson (The Jetsons): Nothing has changed. The Jetsons are in the future.
10. Amanda Bynes (The Amanda Show): Doing great, looks amazing.
