Self–Conscious Betch on aLocust: I need to go shopping. I realized I dress like I'm poor.

Professor Who Probably Doesn't Want This Published: If you wanted a good education you should've gone somewhere else.

Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.

Ambitious ZBT Bro: Fun fact, our junior class is less Jewish than A’s junior class.

Concerned Girl on Spruce #1: Dude, I heard she slept in her own POOP.

Concerned Girl #2: I feel bad for this girl, I really do.


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