Self–Conscious Betch on aLocust: I need to go shopping. I realized I dress like I'm poor.
Professor Who Probably Doesn't Want This Published: If you wanted a good education you should've gone somewhere else.
Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
Ambitious ZBT Bro: Fun fact, our junior class is less Jewish than A’s junior class.
Concerned Girl on Spruce #1: Dude, I heard she slept in her own POOP.
Concerned Girl #2: I feel bad for this girl, I really do.
