Banned from La Tao: “I’m a super sloppy hot–potter.”
Edna Mode: "Bobs? Like, fuckass?!?"
Not Allison Williams: “I don't know how to be cunty on command.”
Keeping Their Enemies Closer: "I only make out with people I hate."
Judith Butler: What woman says ‘ok bet?' That’s like a man saying ‘kk perf.’”
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