Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
Name: Mike McCurdy
Major: Biological Basis of Behavior
Activities: Quarterback for the sprint football team, West Philadelphia Tutoring Project, former president of Penny Loafers, Friars, Phi Delt
Hometown: Bethesda, Maryland
It would be easy to write off Mike McCurdy (C'17) as Penn’s Troy Bolton.
Catch him at Franklin Field, in the depths of Towne or perhaps in the line at Chipotle. Nick Demes just has one request: Stop worrying about Penn stresses and come out and watch a football game, dammit.