Best Week Ever: Low-Carb Dieters

Don't you just hate how waiters sneer at you when you order your sandwich without bread? How everyone always wants to go to pasta-only BYOs? Just when you thought you couldn't take it anymore, the man upstairs has saved you from yet another week of weight gain and ridicule. Low-carb dieters, this week is for you. Whether or not you're actually Jewish, this is the one week a year when it's considered socially acceptable to (politely) demand a carb-less meal. So fill up on brisket and other flourless holiday treats. Order that side of veggies without shame. Just watch out for the matzah. Dr. Atkins would definitely not approve.