Mask & Wig's "Tights, Camera, Action!" Iron Gate Theater 37th & Chestnut St. 10/24–10/25, 8 p.m.; 10/26–10/27, 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. $15 (door), $10 (on the Walk)

“3D glasses will not be provided,” warns the flyer from Penn's male sketch comedy club. If you’re itching for some Mask & Wig, albeit with a superhero theme, their latest show is not to be missed. And of course, there’ll be dudes cross–dressing (as superwomen, we assume). Hey, they warned you.


Quadramics' "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Blockhead" Houston Hall, Class of ‘49 Auditorium 3417 Spruce St. 10/25–10/26, 8 p.m.; 10/27, 7 p.m. $8

Ever wondered what the "Peanuts" gang would be like as teenagers? Well, someone else did too, and they made a play about it. If you’re not ready for your childhood comic strip to be defiled, don’t go. But we can’t wait to witness Charlie Brown, Pigpen, Lucy and co. transformed into stoners and goths


Terror Behind the Walls Eastern State Penitentiary Historic Site 2027 Fairmount Ave. Running until 11/10, select evenings $40 (door), $27 (online)

If you dare, walk through six attractions inside the castle-like walls of this abandoned prison. If you pass a bloody nurse in “The Infirmary,” don’t worry, she’s just an actor…Or is she?


Silencio: A Tribute to David Lynch & Angelo Badalamenti World Café Live 3025 Walnut St. 10/26, 9 p.m. $15 (day of show), $12 (advance)

If you haven’t jumped on the "Twin Peaks" bandwagon yet, now is the time. Silencio is like a Beatles cover band, except instead of “All My Loving” and “Yesterday,” this four–person group performs music from the films of David Lynch. Be ready for some jazzy mood music and dark ambiance. Date night, anyone?