How Irish are you?

You own a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" t-shirt. (T/F)

You have kissed the Blarney Stone, or at least, kissed someone while stoned in Blarney. (T/F)

You are currently a student at Notre Dame. (T/F)

Your name is Sinead or Patrick. (T/F)

You have been to Boston. (T/F)

You have red hair (double points if the curtains match the drapes). (T/F)

You're going to that Flogging Molly concert tonight. (T/F)

You know how to river dance. (T/F)

You're Catholic AF. (T/F)

You've fought a man because he called your sister a manky stinker's bridge. (T/F)

During that fight you taught that bombay shitehawk not to mess with the McNelly Clan. (T/F) 

Freud has called people like you "the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis." (T/F)

You have puked into a green-colored river. (T/F)

You have yelled at a pregnant teen while carrying a Guinness. (T/F)

You are a leprechaun.

You are not a leprechaun, but you have at least seen Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood. Leprechaun 4: In Space is also acceptable. (T/F)

You're currently a policeman in 1930s America. (T/F)

Bonus question: Is it the top o'the morning to you? (Y/N) 

If you answered mostly true, you are probably Irish (and you need not apply).