An OCRsexual girl: His LinkedIn is turning me on.
Deprived Thin Mint lover: Does anyone know a good, reliable Girl Scout Cookie dealer?
Student who's taking a back seat to no one: I should really just flyer my resume on locust.
An alternatively non–sexual consumer psych minor: I'm just thinking about penetration, but in the marketing strategy sense.
An eloquent linguist: Is nut–sack one or two words?
Guy in Frontera living on the frontera: I haven't used a condom since 2014.
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