An OCRsexual girl: His LinkedIn is turning me on.

Deprived Thin Mint lover: Does anyone know a good, reliable Girl Scout Cookie dealer?

Student who's taking a back seat to no one: I should really just flyer my resume on locust.

An alternatively non–sexual consumer psych minor: I'm just thinking about penetration, but in the marketing strategy sense.

An eloquent linguist: Is nut–sack one or two words?

Guy in Frontera living on the frontera: I haven't used a condom since 2014.