Girl who actually knows what goes on inside of that place: Last week I threw up in Perry World House.

Devoted lettuce smoker: I really want some weed but I don't want to sit in a sketchy frat bedroom while some guy tries to grab my ass.

Failing flirtatious freshman boy: Hey congrats on getting into Owls.

Confused girl: What? I'm in OAX.

*Dog barks in class*

Polite Professor: Bless you.

Girl in FroGro: I don't feel comfortable with getting baptized! I'm a hoe!