Street: Do you have a favorite meme from the Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club?
Becca Bean: Everything from the meme group is amazing, but the expanding brain is a clear winner for me.
Street: Who is your favorite famous Penn alum?
BB: Gloria Allred, she’s an awesome women’s rights lawyer!
Street: What's the weirdest rumor you’ve heard about Penn?
BB: Any of the *activities* having to do with Penn landmarks like Ben on the Bench or The Button.
Street: What's the approximate number of people who have congratulated you on committing to Penn State?
Street: Describe your perfect trophy spouse.
BB: Hmm…probably a guy interested in social sciences like me, funny, tall, outgoing, likes to travel and has a nice Insta/Facebook/LinkedIn presence. (Ed. note: Do men like this exist at Penn? Please advise. firstname.lastname@example.org).
Street: Take your best stab at defining DFMO.
BB: Dance floor make out, right? Overall just a really classy, wholesome way to get to know someone I guess.
Street: True or false? John Legend worked as a management consultant at Boston Consulting Group after graduating.
BB: True, I would expect nothing less from a Penn grad who is also a famous singer–songwriter.
He may look like a baby, but he’s still kind of a snake.