Wannabe Bachelor in Paradise contestant: "None of my conversations would've passed the Bechdel test this week."
NJG (nice Jewish girl): "I shave my legs for Shabbat dinner every week ... just in case."
Not a frat bro, surprisingly: "My love language is emotional manipulation."
Booked and busy: "Whenever I fill out a when2meet, emotional availability is not included."
Very online (derogatory): "I'm on–a–downward–spiral–pilled."
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