Wannabe Bachelor in Paradise contestant: "None of my conversations would've passed the Bechdel test this week."

NJG (nice Jewish girl): "I shave my legs for Shabbat dinner every week ... just in case." 

Not a frat bro, surprisingly: "My love language is emotional manipulation."

Booked and busy: "Whenever I fill out a when2meet, emotional availability is not included."

Very online (derogatory): "I'm on–a–downward–spiral–pilled."