Campus Life
Top 10 Things We Waste Our Money On
1. Bursar: The organic food under Commons is definitely a “necessity.” 2.
Tweet of the Week: 04.01.2014
Vote for the spring's best tweet!
Dispatch: Relay for Life 2014
Raising money and awareness for cancer research can be emotionally taxing—but it can also be fun! Here’s a glimpse into one participant’s experience during Relay this year.
Ask LaLa: Getting Lube-erated
Unlike the orgasm you faked last night, I'm real.
Freshman Hall Retrospective
Love 'em or hate 'em, you'll always have your Freshman Hall. Here's what you probably think about them now.
Relay For Life: By The Numbers
On Fridays, we fight cancer.
Word on the Street: An Hour of Our Own
Penn breeds Winners. Every hour of every day, we’re Achieving and becoming Leaders. And it never stops. 6–8 a.m., we’re competing for the title of “Woke Up Earliest to Do Homework.” 9–11 a.m., the game is on for “Has Too Much Class to Eat Breakfast.” 12–3 p.m., “Spent the Longest Amount of Time at Pottruck.” 4–6 p.m., “Too Much Volunteering to Eat Dinner.” 7–9 p.m., “Finished Lab Report Before Pregame.” 10–12 a.m., “Took Most Shots Without Blacking Out.” 1–3 a.m., “Stayed Out the Latest, No FOMO.” 4–6 a.m., “Slept the Least.” We just can’t stop competing, against our friends and ourselves.
Overheard at Penn: 03.27.2014
Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
The Round Up: 03.27.2014
Dear little Brownie Bites, did you have a nice weekend? Did you enjoy the sunshine while throwing back Guinness and Bailey’s?
Ego of the Week: Frank Colleluori
Hailing from Long Island, this double–major has tackled everything from leading Pennacle to climbing the ranks of the NEC. He’s also a member of Sphinx, chief of Carriage Senior Society and co–pres of College Cognoscenti—oh my! He spends any leftover free time eating Oreos.
Overheard at Penn: 3.20.2014
Theos boy: I’m kind of trendy right now.
The Meh List: Spring Break Edition
1. Mall movie theaters 2. Early morning flights 3. Continental Breakfasts 4. Florida 5. PV FOMO 6.
SABS Scavenger Hunt
Campus has been covered in snow for so long...do you even recognize these favorite spots to See And Be Seen?
