Campus Life
Street Sessions: Off the Beat
Street gets an exclusive taster to "Aural Sects", Off the Beat's Spring performance.
Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate It’s Spring… Technically
Spring began March 20: here’s why that’s the best news all month
Ask Miss Cassandra: Cosmo's Pizza Cuddles and Spooning with Sperm Puddles
Can spooning naked get you pregnant? Most likely no.
Top 10 Saint Patrick's Day Regrets
So the weather was awful, but you had to rage. Was it worth it? (No.)
Ego Presents: Springtime Bucket List
There's a month until reading days. Get to work.
The Round Up: 3.21.13
Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.
Overheard at Penn: 3.21.13
Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.
Word on the Street: Who Run the Fling (Girls)
There are many fields that men continue to dominate, even after years of progress for feminism and equal pay for women.
Ego of the Week: Alec Miller
A self–proclaimed "obvious choice" for EOTW, this Alexander Hamilton aficionado is currently running UA and Class Board voting as the chair of the Nomination and Elections Committee (NEC). And he'll never let go of his Gia Pronto Foursquare mayorship. chair
Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 3.16.13
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Ego of the Week: Allie Fuchs
This former PRISM co–chair and Bill Clinton enthusiast is in Sphinx, majoring in Urban Studies and teaching for America in N'awlins next year. Oh, and she may be the first Penn student to take a class with her grandma.
Post–Spring Break Penn: A Guide to the Usual Suspects and How to Deal with Them
In the weeks following our all–too–short Spring Break, Locust will be filled with quintessential characters. Ego identifies these SB stereotypes and shows you how to handle the whining, bragging and preaching.
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
Meh List: Spring Break '13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)
When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?
