Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.


Girl 1: I’m going to a capella practice.

Girl 2: What’s a capella?


Sophomore in Bui's line: Uh, could I get a hangover special, but do you like, uh, have matzah?


Guy in Van Pelt: I’m concerned what my brain is going to look like in 20 years.


Bro in Magic Carpet line: There are like eight Theos guys going so it’s like Singapore is going to be Scene–apore.