Campus Life
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
The World is Tough, But Women Are Great
We need more celebration—especially the celebration of some brilliant, accomplished, and super talented ladies.
Penn's Most Eligible Bachelorettes
Not all of the good catches are taken. They're probably just too cool for you.
I'm done hiding my sexuality to fit in.
For years, I have tucked my sexuality behind strands of my thick, blonde hair and the thread of preppy clothing.
We Are All Allegro
Plot twist: Allegro and Greek Lady are owned by the same family.
Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined
Do less.
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
Why Is Everyone I Know Getting Married?
And more importantly, why does it freak me out so much?
Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
High Achievers
Students give up smoke sessions for info sessions during the job search.
Mental Health is Hard Work
My depression isn’t sexy; it’s hard work and constant effort.
Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen
There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl.
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
Penn's Enforcement of the New Task Force Policies Is an Insult to Assault Survivors
Penn promised to protect us. It’s time we take the University to task.
Inside One Whartonite's Double Life as a Chinese Popstar
“Fall Away” with Simona Shao
Why I'm Still Searching for Answers at a Post–Task Force Penn
How Street sought clarity—and found none
