Ego of the Week
Ego of the Week: Alon Krifcher
This Friar may be a Penngineer, but at Hogwarts, he’d be a Gryffindor. A self–proclaimed tech nerd, you’ll find him studying, eating or running the show at Hillel.
Ego of the Week: Audrey Keller
This dancing queen splits her time between the Engineering Quad and Platt Performing Arts Center—and coincidentally, is also pretty good at doing the splits. When she’s taking a break from mechanical engineering, you’ll find her rehearsing with Osiris.
Ego of the Week: Gabe Jimenez
Gabe Jimenez wears many hats: director (SPEC Connaissance, Without a Net), IR buff (PennSID, IRUSA), mentor (Pennacle, Lime Connect Network) and RA—but always makes time for TV binges. Just don’t let him catch you drinking in your room.
Ego of the Week: Nina Wolpow
Meet the former editor–in–chief of Street. She’s a Friar, she’s a Tri–Delt and she’s a total babe. When she’s not working on her thesis, she’s probably McBiting at McDonald’s. We salute you, HBIC.
Ego of the Week: Ernest Owens
You know his name, you’ve seen his face, you’ve probably definitely heard his opinions. This week, we gave Ernest a chance to reveal the man behind the ego
Ego of the Week: Muhga Eltigani
This cultural maven dabbles in art, religion and theater—and still has time to be a triple major. She stage managed, acted and directed for the African American Art Alliance, is the former prez of the Muslim Student Association and promotes interfaith dialogue with PRISM. Damn, girl.
Egos of the Week: Will Smith, Nicole Webster, Nikita Anand and Kate Goldenberg
These seniors want YOU to invest in Penn’s future. The Co–Chairs of Seniors for the Penn Fund ask for donations and channel them into every corner of our school. They’re shooting for 1,740 donations—they’re more interested in senior involvement than the bottom line.
Ego of the Week: Frank Colleluori
Hailing from Long Island, this double–major has tackled everything from leading Pennacle to climbing the ranks of the NEC. He’s also a member of Sphinx, chief of Carriage Senior Society and co–pres of College Cognoscenti—oh my! He spends any leftover free time eating Oreos.
Ego of the Week: Seth Simons
This Boston native inspires all sorts of feels as a playwright, Simply Chaos comedian and Excelano Project spoken–word poet. Seth excels in reading and writing, but he prefers birdwatching over arithmetic (we don’t blame him).
Ego of the Week: Emily Rubin
This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
Ego of the Week: Spencer Penn
Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
Ego of the Week: Rayne Harris and Tamara Shakarchi
Rayne, VagMons director, and Tamara, producer, are more than just two friends who love vagina-shaped lollipops. These two are reclaiming V-Day.
Ego of the Week: Emilie Abrams
Emilie “spelled in a weird way because my family is from France” Abrams is the go–to girl for Urban Nutrition Initiative (UNI), studying PoliSci and East Asian Studies. She’s been around the world and back a few too many times—she just can’t keep her accents straight.
Ego of the Week: Chirag Pathre
This Whartonite is in the business of funny: he’s a Mask and Wig cast member and serves on the exec board for the Performing Arts Council (PAC). When he’s not admiring Hugh Grant or entertaining the masses, he’s probably suspended upside down in mid-air.
Ego of the Week: Jameson Digby
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Jameson Digby is the man behind your 3 a.m.
Ego of the Week: Monica Schechter
As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC? Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Gould
Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
Ego of the Week: Maxwell Presser
Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.




















