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Undergraduate TAs at Penn: The TAs Among Us
Street discovers what it's like when your Thursday morning recitation is taught by the same guy you saw in the line for Sink–or–Swim at Smokes' the night before.
Ego of the Week: Jacob Wallenberg
This IFC President may be head of the greeks, but he identifies more with Buddhist monks than the gods (even though he looks like one).
Penn's Most Eligible Athletes
When it comes to being sexy, these athletes certainly bring their A game.
Ego of the Week: Chloe Bower
If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Duda
Daddy Duda isn't going to be a doctor just because his initials are MD. Cross your fingers next time you get MERTed that "the hot MERT guy" is on call.
Best Friends or Dating?
Nonbelievers out there will insist guys and girls can't be "just friends," but these pairs are proving them wrong one platonic sleepover at a time.
STREET INVESTIGATES: What Dean Ferpa Thinks About You
Early this year, a group of Stanford students discovered that, through the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA), college students have the right to see their admissions files. Street Edz checked out their files so that you don't have to look at yours
EOTW: Rohan Malhotra
Street: Describe yourself in three words. RM: Can Ralph Lauren be one word? RalphLauren. Dhamaka. Douchebag.
What do your admissions files say about you?
Ever wondered how the hell you ended up at Penn? Thanks to FERPA, now you can find out. But how much of your admissions files can you really see? Ego wants to know. If you have participated in a FERPA review session, please fill out this short survey about your experience. We're dying to know what admissions truly thinks.
EOTW: Dani Castillo
Dani is as sweet as a honeybee. She’s buzzing with energy, but watch out: she might sting you if you cut down a tree.
Ego’s Awards for Creative Fundraising
1st: PHI GAMMA NU Balls 4 Balls This business frat clearly knows how to grab life by the balls.
Ego’s Guide to March Madness
March Madness still driving you crazy? Well it's winding down to its grand finale, but you still don't want to be that person with no clue what's going on. Here are some comments you can drop to make you look like a NCAA pro (without actually holding a ball).
EOTW: Matt Hanessian
This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.
Penn (Fun)ding
Did you know Penn would pay for you to do some really cool shit? These students figured it out, and had some incredible experiences. Check the CURF website for funding application deadlines—many are due this month!
EOTW: Caroline Kee
Even if you haven’t seen this lady longlegs around campus, she’s probably seen you in her crystal ball. Whether she’s hanging with healers in the Himalayas or curing STIs, this St. Elmo witch has the dildo wand that will (pene)treat you.
Synon-Names: Moniker Mix-Ups
Ego brought you Doppelgängers and now we present Synon-names: people with the same identities on Penn Directory, but are totally different in person. Beware next time you email Rebecca Stein begging for an "A."
EOTW: Denzel Cummings
Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.
EOTW: Amanda Shulman
This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.
EOTW: VagMons' Co-Producers, Dawn Androphy and Alexis Richards
This is the Love Issue. Ego loves our vaginas. So we sat down with the co–producers of The Vagina Monologues to talk about all things vag.
