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The Roundup: 9.20.2012
Oooooh, girl, it is not a good week to be a member of the frat formerly know as Skulls. So many questions!
Locust Lexicon
OMG, Highbrow’s givin’ you a little lesson on the lingo you should be using. TTFN. L...O...L?
Word on the Street: Wanna Walk to Class?
It’s happened to the best of us. You spend the evening chatting it up with someone in your hall/suite/living unit and end with that fateful question: “Hey, what time do you have class tomorrow?” The other person answers: “10 a.m.” You obviously start at 10 and pose the question: “Hey, wanna walk over together?” The person nods excitedly and your plan is set. Stop right there. That was a terrible idea.
Overheard at Penn: 9.20.2012
Guy 1: Why did Skulls get kicked off of campus? Guy 2: Someone died. Guy 1: AGAIN?! Freshman: You know what?
Tweet of the Week: 9/18 - 9/24
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The Roundup: 9.13.2012
Welcome, welcome, Penn lovies, new and old, sullen, cynical, bright and beautiful, to The Round Up. For those of you who don't know, we're Penn's weekly source of all things scandalous and shameful.
Overheard at Penn: 9.13.2012
Sorority girl: Hold on, I’m stealing money from my mom. Girl: He said he’d never love anyone like he loves me.
Mythbusters: Penn Edition
As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, we at Highbrow will catch you up on some classic stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
Word on the Street: Culture Shock
It was 2 a.m. when I got off the plane in Kolkata, India, and immediately I noticed two things: the heat, which was almost suffocating, and the condition of the airport, which consisted of only two gates.
Tweet of the Week: 9/11 - 9/18
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Highbrow Exclusive: I Danced Onstage With Tiësto
There are certain things that we just don't do.
The Roundup: 4.19.2012
Do these overheards make our ass look big? Just be honest. Highbrow ate way too many fried Oreos at Fling and now we don’t even fit into our page anymore.
Overheard at Penn: 4.19.2012
TEP guy: We’ve got to keep all the doors locked. Otherwise we’re gonna get squatters. Tridelt: I’ve always wanted to be in an overheard.
Tweet of the Week: 4/17-4/24
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The Roundup: 4.12.2012
It’s almost time, kittens. Just one more day until the official start of Fling, but if you’re like Highbrow, you’ve been celebrating since Monday.
Overheard at Penn: 4.12.2012
Girl reading off guy’s phone: Your mom loves you. Like, L–U–V luv. Guy: Oh my god… She’s probably drunk. Chick at Smoke’s: We’re skinny so we’re hot.
Dispatches: Wasted at Wine Tasting
7:52 p.m.: Drag my suit out of the back of my closet. I hate wearing this, but I’ll do almost anything for free wine. 8:03 p.m.: Friend arrives to pick me up.
Word on the Street: Summer Birthdays Suck
I loathe my summer birthday. Especially since coming to Penn. Take last summer, for example: my mom asked me what I wanted to do for my 19th birthday, which at the time was coming in a few weeks.
