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Tweet of the Week: 03.05.2014
Spring break will totally come faster if you vote for a tweet
Word on the Street: Sharing Semen
Walking out of VP on Saturday afternoon, I had five new Grindr messages. Booyah. Three messages were from an old “professional type” looking for a twinky college boy, and the others were from a steamy grad student in the School of Design.
Highbrow Does Tinder
This week, Highbrow decided to venture into the world of modern love and see what all the kids are talking about. Swipe right, bitches.
Overheard at Penn: 02.27.2014
Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz? A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?! Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once. VP security guard: I ooze flowers. Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
The Roundup: 02.27.2014
One more week until Highbrow packs its bags and heads for paradise. Yes ducklings, it’s almost our favorite time of year: SPRING BREAK!
Tweet of the Week: 02.24.2014
Vote for this week's most fabulous tweet!
Word on the Street: Four
[Trigger warning: Rape and Sexual Assault] Yesterday I turned 20. If we’re talking numbers, mine is 22.
Overheard at Penn: 02.20.14
OWLS senior while reading Lowbrow: Oh, they copied us! Sassy JAP: Everyone knows that Jews melt in the rain. Former Skulls bro: No, we should definitely get a book deal, ‘Last Days of Skulls’ and then have a picture of our chapter house in black and white on the cover. Mom in Capo: I’ll take a cappuccino for me and a babyccino for my son here.
The Roundup: 02.20.2014
Highbrow has three words for you: Love. My. LITTLE. Oh my god, could you be any cuter? You are so perfect for me and this lineage!
Mythbusters: Penn Edition
As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, Highbrow is here to catch you up on some favorite stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
Word on the Street: Picture Imperfect
[media-credit name="Eve Bowers" align="alignright" width="225"][/media-credit] I struggle with depression.
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
The Round Up: 02.14.2014
Privjet, sukii! That means “Hi bitches” in Russian, the language of the Winter Olympic Games and Pussy Riot.
The Ultra-Oversimplified Guide to Relevance
Click on the image to learn whats "in and out" around campus these days:
The Round Up: 02.06.2014
To the pre-professionals whom it may concern: We see you in that Ann Taylor Loft statement necklace.
Overheard at Penn: 02.06.2014
Under the Button Editor: I was having a really good convo with this guy on Tinder until he called me a sexy Jewess.
Tweet of the Week: 02.04.2014
Tweeting in the cold is hard to do
