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The Meh List: 1.31.13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
Tweet of the Week: 1.29.13
I twatted a tweet of tweets gone by...
Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.26.13
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Dispatch: Obama Inauguration
5:45 a.m.: Shut off alarm. I must value the sacred American tradition of late sleeping. 6:37 a.m.: Awake from a glorious dream of prancing in blue ivy.
Dispatch: Guy Rush
10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”
The Round Up: 1.24.2013
Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.
Word on the Street: The Big Picture: Instagram
Three times in the past week I have been accused of hating everything. Lena Dunham’s “Girls”? Hate it.
My Penn Addiction: Blackboard Rosters
Blackboard sucks. Let’s just get it out in the open. I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it. But, still, I like to think of myself as a Blackboard connoisseur.
Overheard at Penn 1.24.2013
Girl: That guy isn’t that cute, but the other drug dealer is really cute. SDT Girl: OMG we have the same taste in salads! Guy: I got kicked out of McDonald’s last night.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Kinky Sex and Raunchy Texts
Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend and I have been together since high school and I was wondering if there were any ways to spice up our love life without spending too much money or seeming too kinky? Couples who have been together for a long time often find the need to experiment. A great way to do this is with “sex toys.” Now, don’t get scared.
Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13
Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.
The Round Up: 1.17.13
Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.
Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.14.2013
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Overheard at Penn
Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.
