Playlists
Science: A Timeline
Science has been happening since 1876 and there are so many important moments. We bring you the best things that totally actually happened.
Experiment With This, Not That
Experimenting can be exciting, but it can also burn off your hair, your left thigh or alienate your entire family.
Evolution v. Creationism: A Comparison
How the fuck did we get here? Lowbrow Investigates.
Confessions of a Pod Employee
College sophomore and former Pod hostess tells the story of what it's really like to serve your Penn classmates (and sometimes, their parents).
The Round Up 03.26.15
We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day.
Overheards 03.26.15
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
I Love Potlucks, AND YOU SHOULD TOO
Chant: “I am a grown–ass (wo)man! I don’t need a dining plan!”
EOTW: Matt Hanessian
This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.
Puppy from the Editor
It’s amazing, when feel like you no longer have a home, how a pet can give you a place to belong.
Inside the Mangina of UArts
Street decided to take a break from Bridge Cafe to try another on–campus dining option: University of the Arts' premier dining hall, Mangia, affectionately called Mangina. Located in the middle of UArts' Center City campus, Mangia is their version of Bridge, Commons and Hill, all mashed together, but cheap.
Your Week In Music: 3.19.2015
What To See: You've gotten thousands of Facebook notifications already, but Afrojack will be spinning tonight for Penn students at the Theater of Living Arts.
If You Like House of Cards, Then Try...
If you like Kevin Spacey [as Frank Underwood] in House of Cards, then try: Se7en, Usual Suspects, LA Confidential Sure, American Beauty is a particularly solid Best Picture winner, but we prefer Spacey in all-out villain mode.
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig. (585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently. (559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.
Blind Taste Test: Rum
Rum A: Appleton Estate Gold Jamaican Rum ($12.99 for 750ml) Emily: It’s like I set my tongue on fire...and then maybe ate gravel? Alex: uncomfortably sweet, like a very awkward smile Ryan: tastes like ass.
Other Things to Dye Green
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
True Life: I'm a Leprechaun
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
Stories from the ‘Gina
Reema, a freshman at UArts, gives us the rundown on Mangia, from the suggestive name to the bat problems.
Unmasking Penn's Poker Face
It’s a Tuesday night in March in the basement of Harrison College House, and four Penn students gather around an unused pool table. The two sitting in the middle rotate the responsibility of dealing cards to the group. A $160 pot has been collected, and one dealer keeps the cash in the back pocket of his jeans. The colorful, plastic chips mean more.
An Interview with a Real Life Irish Person
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
