Playlists
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Elee O’Neill Year: 2014 Major: Nursing Tattoos: She has three, all done in Philadelphia parlors
Review: "Lone Survivor"
It’s June of 2005, and Seal Team 10 is stationed in Afghanistan. Four Navy Seals are tasked with the mission to capture and kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shah in a mission called Operation Red Wings.
Taste testing Fresh Grocer's feta
There are three brands of feta at Fresh Grocer. We ate them all.
Secret Recipes of Fraternity/Sorority House Chefs
Get the Greek experience in the comfort (and cleanliness) of your own home.
Overheard at Penn 01.23.14
Penn publication editor: Who wrote this, an immigrant?
Letter from the Editor: 01.23.2014
On Wednesday of last week I was only registered for two classes. Not too dramatic, I know, but for me, under-enrollment was traumatizing. Advanced Registration had never failed me in the past.
Grammy Drinking Games
Whether you’re holed up in Huntsman or having a sofa cuddle sesh with your Sunday night hookup, the 56th Annual GRAMMY Awards give us a chance to pull out the Chardonnay. Bankers and Natty Light also acceptable.
Accidental Pets at Penn
The Fun of a Furry Friend, Without the Responsibility!
“Mind Over Matter" by Young The Giant Review
Aside from breakout singles “Cough Syrup” and “My Body,” Young the Giant’s 2010 debut album was far from noteworthy.
Artist Profile: LT Verrastro
Name & year: LT Verrastro, SAS ’14 Hometown: Scranton, PA Major: English Street: Can you tell us a bit about your artistic involvement on and off campus? LT Verrastro: Most of the stuff I do is not Penn related.
Lowbrow Presents: Thank You Notes Uncensored
Lowbrow knows you probably haven’t gotten around to writing your thank you notes from the holidays, so we thought you could use ours as inspiration.
Freshman Superlatives: Then and Now
In honor of the Class of 2014’s last semester at Penn, we decided to revisit our favorite freshman superlative winners from their first semester here.
DIY: Shirt Makeover
You’ll Need: Old Shirt (preferably one that has sat in your closet unworn for a while) Studs Scissors Ruler Chalk/Charcoal
Word on the Street: Your 2014 New Year's Resolutions
Eat something for lunch other than a bagel from Mark’s/ No more sex in cabs/ Finally get with the boys on the Radian 14th floor/ Tell my thesis advisor what I really think of her/ Have sex in the bathroom of all four campus bars/ Stop farting in public/ Understand foreskin/ Stop hooking up with guys I can’t stand/ Stop pretending not to know people on Locust/ Be less bitchy to my mother/ Stop apologizing so much/ Use one weight machine at Pottruck without embarrassing and injuring myself (or others)/ Actually remember all the fun I have when I wake up the next morning/ Skinny dip in the Schuylkill/ Learn how to walk in heels/ Do something for someone else every day/ Know what is going on in the world beyond Penn/ Go to an Elmo naked party...naked this time/ Start working out during the mornings/ Stop walking from Starbucks to Van Pelt to Williams back to Starbucks looking for a place to study/ Stop walking around aimlessly in general/ Stop trying to run into that single person on Locust/ Cook more meals at home/ TEAR DOWN THE PATRIARCHY/Make THEOS irrelevant/ Ensure that the Wizard of Farts graduates so his power never sees Locust Walk again/ Stop only dating Jewish boys/ Stop hooking up with boys in the same lineage/ Stop reading CollegiateACB/ Get fucked in the ass more (or is that not highbrow enough?)/ Be fucking happy/ Have sex with a TA/ Learn that pizza isn’t a reliable friend/ Find someone to treat my tender boy pussy the right way/ Stop saying “You too” to the woman at Commons who tells me to have a good dinner/ Get gayer #nohetero/ Tell him my favorite part of the night is when he hugs me goodbye/ Get APES kicked off campus... oh wait/ Pee on Ben Franklin and not get arrested/ Take a full piss without hitting the rim or floor once/ NO MORE INSOMNIA COOKIES/ Wear my Greek letters more often/ Finally get with the boy I’ve liked since NSO freshman year/ Destroy more egos by not faking orgasms anymore/ Stop using people as social experiments/ Get head every time I give head/ Enjoy being able-bodied and young/ Read one book per week/ Eat more green things/ Don’t get ice cream after EVERY run/ Stop accidentally sending dick snapchats to my aunt/ Not pay for cheats on Candy Crush/ Cut down on my Tinder use/ Never set foot in Pike again/ Make out with a closeted frat guy at Smokes’/ Develop a consistent morning routine/ Have something that at least resembles a real relationship/ Smoke less pot and snort less cocaine/ Learn to not determine my self–worth in relation to other people/ Not accidentally make out with a 55-year-old again/ Give less fucks/ Floss.
Backpage: 01.23.2014
If you like The Mutter Museum, try: Anastasia’s Antiques — 617 Bainbridge St.
Students Weigh in on Rush Process
What does recruitment actually mean?
