The Round Up
The Round Up: 09.11.2014
Course selection period is coming to an end, you’re still attending lecture and maybe you’re lucky enough to have a hot TA.
The Round Up: 02.14.2014
Privjet, sukii! That means “Hi bitches” in Russian, the language of the Winter Olympic Games and Pussy Riot.
The Round Up: 01.23.14
Well, well, well. You may be thinking new year, new you, but Highbrow resolves to bring the gossip 2K14 times harder, juicier and dirtier.
The Round Up: McDonald's
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Ah, don’t you just love the smell of Big Macs in the morning?
The Round Up: 10.31.2013
Trick–or–treat, lovelies! Actually, you don’t have to pick, because Highbrow has a real treat this ’Ween.
The Round Up: 10.24.2013
Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
Lowbrow Does Highbrow: The Round Up
Fall break is officially over and you know what that means: Amy Gutmann has seen her shadow, so it’s six more weeks of Owls gossip!
The Round Up: 10.17.2013
Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.
The Roundup: 9.19.2013
Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.
The Round Up: 9.12.2013
L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.
The Round Up: 4.11.13
Raise your hand if you're already schwasty (our hands are raised). Fling has flung, as has our integrity.
The Round Up: 3.21.13
Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.
The Round Up: 3.14.2013
HAY GURL! Wasn't SB'13 like, ah—wait for it—MAZING? My tan like totally faded since I left PC/PV/Jamaica/New Jersey, but the memories will last forever.
The Round Up: 2.21.2013
Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
The Round Up: 1.24.2013
Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.
The Round Up
Theta’s pre–Thanksgiving scavenger hunt antics could fill up this whole section on their own, but Shoutouts took all the good eating disorder and cocaine jokes.
