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Nick Castoria


That's Such a Fucking Lie

We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide

 After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you. 

Highbrow Campus Quiz

You're all so damn predictable.

Highbrow Can't Even 03.16.17.

Can you, like, not?

​Highbrow Can’t Even 02.18.17

Our time is valuable and we cannot even handle you wasting it. We hate your flyers, your songs, and you.

Highbrow Can’t Even

Highbrow knows how many things throughout your day piss you off, and we’re here to share in your grievances this week.

UP Index 02.07.17

We're down a whopping 5,500 this week.
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