We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you.
You're all so damn predictable.
Can you, like, not?
Our time is valuable and we cannot even handle you wasting it. We hate your flyers, your songs, and you.
Highbrow knows how many things throughout your day piss you off, and we’re here to share in your grievances this week.
We're down a whopping 5,500 this week.
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