Suspicious betch: He obviously jerks off to his sister.

Delusional liberal: College Republicans are just Democrats who want easy leadership positions.

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.

Opportunistic freshman: My roommate’s going to be in bed but we can fuck anyways.

Frequent Traveller: Wow, I love taking Xanax on the plane.


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